Photography -  David Conover ©  2017.

At First Avenue Playhouse this month -


   "Stocks & Blondes"




Joe Simonelli






Dave McGrath





May 2017 :


Fridays & Saturdays 



Sunday matinee on May 21st








The fast pace of Wall Street is broadly parodied in this fast paced comedy where rapid fire repartee is the norm and the doors never stop slamming! Set in a small suburban brokerage office, things start to unravel when it is learned that top broker Jeff Hanson's best client, the nebish Herb Willy, is pulling his account. A big problem since this account generates most of the revenue for this office. When the rather unscrupulous manager Tom learns that Herb has a weakness for blondes, he hatches a plot to seek a femme fatale on him that will keep he and his account put. But who can they get to fill this tall order on short notice? How about Jeff's unfaithful and rather promiscuous fiance Myra! Throw into the mix, a pesky singing telegram messenger, a surprise office audit from the director of compliance, and a disgruntled female client with a score to settle and you have a hilarious dark comedy on your hands.







Curtain goes up at 8:30 evenings, 2:30 for Sunday Matinees
Reservations are required and can be made by calling the Playhouse at 732-291-7552

General admission includes the show, dessert, coffee and tea with ice water and soft drinks offered at intermission.




General Admission - $22.00
Seniors - $18.00
With your Entertainment coupon -- 2 for $30.00


General Admission - $22.00

Entertainment Book
promotions cannot be used for Saturday performances


General Admission - $22.00
Seniors - $18.00
With your Entertainment coupon -- 2 for $30.00



All seats are held with a credit card.  Cancellations must be made by calling the box office no later than 10 a.m. the morning of the performance otherwise your credit card may be charged.


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Gift Certificates
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